Fuck yeah, Allen Iverson is sweet. There are few dudes in the NBA who truly believe in the "put up or shut up" motto. Iverson is not on the list. He fucking wrote the list. Proof: Pick and roll #1 = Iverson runs the pick and takes it to the whole gaining two points. Pick and roll #2 = Iverson runs the pick, gets double-teamed, and passes off to Nene for an open dunk gaining two points. Yeah, we won and Iverson is sweet. Who's on your team, bitches?

And who is faster than Melo? Nobody. I've never seen a player attack the hoop faster than Melo did in Game 1. Nobody can stop that kind of speed. Well, okay, maybe Marion Jones when she was on the juice, but nobody in the NBA will stop Melo if he attacks the basket the same way next game. Bruce Bowen was completely befuddled. Defensive stopper my asshole. Melo abused him like the jerk-off high school star who dunks on the developmentally disabled kids. It was pretty fun to watch.

Honorable mentions:
-Baron Davis will you have my baby? What he did to Dallas was embarassing. Avery Johnson should consider retiring after getting beat so bad. I mean, really, it wasn't LeBron or Kobe or T-Mac. It was Baron Davis. When Avery Johnson was in the league, Baron was a poor man's Avery. And now Baron is sporting a freaky 300 beard and tearing Avery's shit up. Also, I think Don Nelson is in the mafia and perhaps the smartest man in the world who looks like he drank a fifth of tanqueray before the game.
-Beware! Every team in the West has got to be worried about McGrady and the Rockets. Granted, it was the Jazz, but the Rockets owned them on all levels and T-Mac was so good he owned the popcorn guy's jock strap. Watch out fools, the Rockets will sweep the Jazz.